Manifesto  ·  GRITUAL 2025

“Premium” doesn't mean anything anymore.

Because everyone uses it, the word has become punctuation. We have no use for it, so we cut it from the brand's vocabulary.

What brands that don't need adjectives do

They replaced the claim with conviction.

Examples that shaped our tone. We don't copy their products — we copy their discipline.

OATLY

“It's like milk, but made for humans.”

Irreverent & Confident

THE ORDINARY

“Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 1%.”

Simple & Transparent

PATAGONIA

“Don't buy this jacket.”

Bold & Honest

AESOP

“Ingredients & Poetry.”

Artful & Detailed

“Premium” stopped being a position.
It became punctuation.

The brands above share one thing: they replaced the claim with a conviction. And convictions don't need adjectives.

Our copy rules

Four things we don't do.

01

We don't use the word “premium”.

Instead, we write the number. 50 billion CFU. 14 Kpa. 55.8% oleic acid. 304 stainless steel. If we can't quantify it, we don't write it.

02

We don't invent percentages.

If we write “18% PAP+” or “271 °C smoke point”, we can point to the source — the lab analysis or the manufacturer's tech sheet. Numbers without a source are decoration.

03

We don't say “professional” when it's “household-use”.

A 400W UV-C vacuum is useful. It isn't “professional” just because the label says so. We name it exactly for what it is: corded vacuum, 400W, 14 Kpa, UV-C, HEPA filter.

04

We don't hide what the product doesn't do.

Wool dryer balls shorten drying time and reduce wrinkling. They do not scent laundry. Probiotic gummies don't “cure” anything. We say exactly that, both on the page and in the FAQ.

Official information

The company behind it.

GRITUAL is the brand owned by GGAFFAIRS S.R.L., a Romanian company registered with the Trade Register in 2025. Based in Targu Mures, online sales in Romania.

Legal name
GGAFFAIRS S.R.L.
Tax ID
52994476
Trade Register
J2025091976005
Registered office
Str. Mioritei, Nr. 59, Ap. 1, Targu Mures, 540545

Read the label. Then buy.

Every product page has specs, ingredients and FAQ. Nothing hidden behind a “contact us for details”.

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